All the Timelines

As pointed out by a commenter on my previous post, there is yet another false prophet taking advantage of the happenstance of 1335 days between today, the Feast of Trumpets, and Pentecost of 2012. A breakaway splinter from Six-Pack Flurry's Philadelphia COG, Church of God's Faithful is headed by Robert Ardis who considers Flurry to be Laodicean. Ardis is also prophesying the return of Christ based on this 1335-day framework but with variations.



Clicking on the graphic above of Ardis' timeline will expand it to be readable. Ardis' timeline has the two witnesses beginning their 1260 days of prophesying on December 10 instead of Weinland's December 14. Apparently (unlike Weinland) Ardis doesn't consider lying dead in the streets of Jerusalem for 3 1/2 days as actual testimony. Ardis's Great Tribulation doesn't begin until April 4 of next year. On Pentecost of 2012, there's a first resurrection and Christ doesn't return with the 144,000 until Trumpets of 2012.

So with Ardis' prophesy, it appears we have some time to be clear that he's a false prophet. On the other hand, James Malm has prophesied that the man of sin will be revealed today. I just wonder how widely this man will be revealed -- will he be revealed to everyone or just James?

But perhaps Ardis was the first to develop a timeline around the 1335-day interval between Trumpets 2008 and Pentecost 2012, as his book "Whoso Reads Let Him Understand" was published in 2003.

With Malm's Witnesses beginning their jobs around October 26, Ardis's on December 10, and Ron and Laura on December 14, that could be interesting. Perhaps we could arrange for all three pairs of witnesses meet after Dec. 14. They could have contests of plague-bringing-down and turning water into blood. And maybe for a finale they could all breath fire on each other.

Am I a Trendsetter or What?

A few weeks ago I published photos of the front and rear of the Insane Lying False Prophet Ronald Weinland's "humble" abode, with the intent not to show where he and the Silent Witness live but rather how they live.

In the past couple of days Gavin Rumney's Ambassador Watch blog has shown a picture of False Prophet Roderick Meredith's house, and Stan Gardner has quickly followed up on his Ambassador Reports blog with a picture of Clarion-Call-False-Prophet-to-be Dave Pack's house, with even better geo-locating information than I provided about my subject False Prophet's location. Now we understand what "Get those assets here" means. Indication seems to be that False Propheting is a lucrative business, particularly if you set yourself up as top dog in your own CoG-let clone of WCG, elevating HWA to biblical character status. I guess I chose the wrong career path, choosing to pursue a technical degree as my house even in a non-deprived area is valued at less than half of any of theirs.

Could some other blogger please continue the trend? Perhaps a picture of That False Prophet Gerry "Six-Pack" Flurry's house? Might need a Ghillie suit or a black helicopter for that one though, as I understand That Prophet's house is well ensconced within his compound down in Edmond, OK.

And since I broke the story of False Prophet Ronald Weinland's troubles with the IRS, I'm hoping that I've started a trend in that arena as well. Let's hope that my "skillz" as a trend-setter are not just a flash in the pan. Wouldn't it be great if Ron, Rod, and all the other False Profits would end up sharing the same living accommodations in a gated community, with civil government impeding their exploitation of the gullible?

Any blogger up to the challenge should understand that Thielogical Bob will probably quote your story but will NOT provide a link since you're ANTI-COG, which ranks you somewhere near Satan in his estimation. He'll do this no matter which False Prophet you're talking about, even if it isn't his Favorite False Prophet you're talking about.