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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Does Ronald Weinland Speak German?

False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Belgium for yesterday's sermon. The entire sermon including the prayers was available on the COG-PKG website for download and playback by timezones in the Western Hemisphere. He announced 4 baptisms in the UK and 4 in Belgium. He also announced the ordination of Benjamin Ikwueme from Nigeria. Perhaps the False Prophet has heard of the 419 multi-millionaires in Nigeria willing to share their wealth with those who will help them move it out of the country.

The sermon was generally more of his blather, but he did have an interesting tidbit.

Ronald Weinland flees to GermanyHe finally let it leak, although still obliquely, that he has legal problems. In quoting an email he characterized a prospective sheep escaping his grasp with a mention that the government is going after Weinland. If releasing the story about the IRS CID investigation gave only this one person a toehold to scramble out of the pit that is Weinlandism, then my efforts were worthwhile.

Weinland was a bit nervous when he admitted that the government is going after him, and he did not characterize it in any detail beyond that. He immediately segued into a discussion of how he and Laura had planned to go to Switzerland but now might go to Germany, followed up with an explanation as to how that's possible even though Germany will be the beast. Perhaps he thinks that Germany won't extradite him for tax evasion.

I'll take this as a sign that the False Prophet is not drinking his own Flavor Aid, just handing it out. According to Rev. 11:5 "If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die." After December 14 when he again becomes Spokesman of the Two End Time Witnesses, he should be able to stay in the US and breathe fire on any IRS agent that comes his way.

Weinland's son Jeremy got married in May and moved to Germany. Jeremy, I recommend you buy a nice couch because you and your bride could be sleeping on it in a few months from now so that the Two Witnesses can have the regular bed. I say a few months, because I think that it will take the IRS CID that long to investigate. Ron and Laura will probably be able to return to the US without fear of arrest after their post-feast vacation.

Press play below to listen to Weinland admit his legal problems and discuss his exit strategy.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you may be on to something here. His alluding to Germany wasn't just for a visit, but to "end up" there, instead of Switzerland. With the IRS bearing down on him as well as his end-of-the-world predictions failing all over the place, he knows he only has a couple short months left before his world comes crashing down on top of him. Has he secretly set up bank accounts in Switzerland and Germany only to abscond with the money and disappear in December of this year? Sounds more and more like that is his end-game.

Jack635 said...

In another portion of his sermon he was practically yelling out "you rob God of his tithes".

The kingdom of Ronald Weinland is among you

But you have to pay to get in.

Purple Hymnal said...

Hmmm you don't think this could be smoke and mirrors do you? He says Germany with his lips, but ends up in Switzerland, to throw Interpol off the scent (or so he thinks).

It's possible. I mean, the man isn't exactly known for his truthfulness after all. ("If by Pentecost".)

Good to hear the CID investigation is deterring potential recruits.

Karen said...

I think this man is planning to live in Germany.

Anonymous said...

Another question I have is whether Mrs. Weinland will stay with her husband after all this is through. She must be a very diminutive character in their household since there's not much room after Weinland's ego.
Isn't she the "second witness"? What special powers does she posess since April 17th?

Mike (EkimKS) said...

I've never met the Silent Witness, but I understand that she is formidable in her own right. If you listen to the live sermons you can sometimes hear her talking before it starts.

I imagine Laura will follow him anywhere. If she's drinking Ronnie's Flavor Aid, she expects to be killed in May of 2012 and her body to lie in the streets of Jerusalem for 3 1/2 days. And if she's not, then she knows how much loot he has stashed away.

Anonymous said...

Weinland is a fraud as to whom he claims to be,but the man is right about the end coming soon.The USA will be in chaos shortly as various interest groups will tear this country apart from sea to shining sea.

jack635 said...

Wow. I didn't know an "interest group" could tear apart a country.

jack635 said...

It's sunday afternoon and still no speech from the false prophet.
Where's Ronnie?