False Prophet Ronald Weinland's big sealing sermon for the Feast of Trumpets has been posted on the COG-PKG website for the benefit of those in earlier timezones and also for the convenience of Webmaster Jeremy who is moving this weekend to new digs in Germany, perhaps a place out in the sticks with an extra bedroom for the Two Witlesses.
To the COG-PKG members assembling to listen, it's not that big of a deal. The total file is one hour and thirty-four minutes (1:34) in length and is comprised of:
0:00 Music is played for those tuning in.
0:03 Opening Prayer.
0:04 Spends several minutes explaining that a collection is taken.
0:08 Discusses why the sermon is prerecorded.
0:09 Begins sermon, reviewing the failed timeline and associated efforts.
0:10 Mentions new order of books, pushing total copies over 1/2 million.
0:14 Announces sermon title, starts reading book of Revelation
1:07 Weinland reads the 50th truth posting from the COG-PKG website, which takes the remainder of the sermon. Delivers special emphasis to the parts responding to his critics and mockers.
1:32 Closing prayer.
Tuesday (tomorrow for most of us) is also a big day for another false prophet. James Malm has his own timeline which begins and ends with the same dates as Weinland's, but differs in the details. According to Malm, it starts with the "man of sin" to be revealed on September 30. This is to be followed by the Two Witnesses (not Ron and Laura) beginning their job around October 26. We'll wait with baited breath to see if his prophesying skills are better than Ron's.
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Don't hold your breath. It's a circus out there.
I will definitely get back to you on that last paragraph.
Maybe we are looking in the wrong place? Check out this one:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTsRj5pBV0
"starts reading book of Revelation"
I wanted to insert "part of" but you described it best in May:
The false prophet should read Revelation 22: 18-19:
"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book." At a minimum, Weinland's definition of the Thunders that turned out to be silent were an addition to the book of Revelation.
I submit your comment as my comment. I must say you are quite the Roncyclopedia Weinlandica.
That other expert's "timeline" reminded me of something we did in sixth grade.
But diagramming sentences actually was a bit easier to follow.
Happy Feast of Trumpets to everyone keeping it!
DAY-ummm!
Those two witnesses look like they're on a vacation in Diz-ney land!
The only thing missing in that picture are people wearing Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, and Herbie outfits.
Apologies to the Seven Dwarfs- you all will have a GREAT part to play DEFINITELY by next Pentecost, if Sneezy gets healed and Droopy gets BACK ON THE TRACK.
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