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This Blogspot remains as an archive covering the period of April, 2008 through early July, 2009.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Happy Winter Solstice to the Rest of You, My Days are Numbered

The Winter Solstice coincides with the publishing of this post. The Winter Solstice ends the fall season and starts the winter season.

The Winter Solstice has significance within Armstrongism with Christmas associated with Sun worship. Seems that Sun worshippers regard the 25th of December as the rebirth of the Sun in the Northern Hemisphere as the Sun has clearly reversed its descent to the Southern horizon with the passing of the Winter Solstice.

This moment also has a point of prophetic significance for False Prophet Ronald Weinland. On the very last page of "2008 God's Final Witness", we find this little gem:
"By the fall of 2008, the United States will have collapsed as a world power,"

With the Winter Solstice and the publishing of this post, the fall of 2008 is over and yet the United States is still a world power. But a Weinland apologist would be quick to point out that the quote ends with a comma, not a period. Let's see what the remainder of the sentence says:
"or it will have begun its collapse and no longer exist as an independent nation within six months after that time."

So here we have a specific Weinland prophecy: By 7:04 AM EST on June 21, 2009, the United States will no longer exist as an independent nation. In yesterday's sermon he said that it will be the second, third, and fourth trumpets that finally bring down this nation and an unnamed European nation takes us over after the fifth trumpet sounds.

Do I think that Weinland's followers will abandon him in droves when President Obama is still in office as the chief executive of an independent United States on June 21? I rather doubt it. After all, they've ignored the inarguable abject failure of the Fifth Thunder with every one of the specific ministers still alive who were predicted to soon die by Weinland back in 2006 and in any case before the Opening of the Seventh Seal. Weinland's followers only have ears to hear the latest babble from the Insane Liar's mouth. If anyone bothers to ask, he will simply say that it's "spiritual". After all, he's already said that the Second Trumpet may not happen for a year and things won't get really, really bad until the Fifth Trumpet. And he's said that his prophecy of "will be no new President inaugurated in January of 2009" is not a prophecy. Despite the failed prophecies, the contradictions, and the timeline change they're still with him handing over their life savings to finance his prophetic fantasies.

The Spokesman Witness repeated his curse of April 19 against his mockers. However the curse is modified -- it will not be a slow death. Seems I will be dying from the inside speedily. And its to be really, really for sure this time since he for sure has his Witness Powers now.

Weinland spent the last part of the sermon reading from pages 88 and 89 of "2008 God's Final Witness", giving special emphasis to what it means to hurt the two witnesses. Seems that includes a simple insult, as in hurting them socially. Whatever is done to "hurt" the Two Witlesses will boomerang on the offender. I guess that means that the IRS Special Agent investigating ReFail Ron will soon be the target of an IRS criminal investigation.

Speaking of death, his elder Jack Wood in Australia died recently. Unlike others in COG-PKG who have died recently, he had a funeral.

One question, Ron: If the US is to be brought down by the Second, Third, and Fourth Trumpets followed by the loss of its independence when taken over by a European nation after the Fifth Trumpet, how is that going to happen by next June 21 if the Second Trumpet doesn't blow for a year which you say can happen? Please explain what the following sentence referring to the demise of the United States on the last page of your book means: "There is a marginal, six-month window of time that God has not yet revealed concerning this specific moment of time." Is your book an inspired revelation or not? Which is it: 6 months or a year? 'splain that, Ron. (The following Saturday, Ron did offer a lame explanation. From which I'd guess that 2008 GFW is not divinely inspired.)

Excuse me, but I have one more question: How much time do I have to get my affairs in order before I die speedily from the inside? Please be exact. How fast is "speedily"? Inquiring minds want to know.


Anonymous said...

As you continue to write it will be testimony in itself. The moment that you cease to write on your blog and a significant amount of time elapses will be an indication to the world that your time on earth has ended.


Mike (EkimKS) said...

will be an indication to the world that your time on earth has ended
Ronnie, it could also mean that I've become bored with you. After all, you are repeating things.

Looks like "die quickly" is not measured in seconds or minutes, as I'm still here.

And we have another brave soul willing to tempt fate and mock the False Witness.

xHWA said...

I think your death will be more spiritual. Only the re-sealed in the true church will know that you've died. Anonymous' idea that we will know you've died when you stop posting sounds great at first, but we know only the spokesman of the Witnesses will be able to reveal it to us. You may even be surprised to learn it yourself.

And I believe RW implies you should begin to die within 6 months. After that, your death will gradually increase. If you're not dead by, or at least 'mostly dead' (there's a difference according to Miracle Max) by say, 2012, then he was a false prophet.

Anonymous said...

"And we have another brave soul willing to tempt fate and mock the False Witness."

Again, there is no "temp of fate" when the one who professes to be of God, is indeed false, by his own admission over the course of this past year. Ronnie can mock his mockers all he wants, but will get no satisfaction, because his predictions and prophecies have failed and will continue to fail. We will see a president take office in January – at least that is my prediction. Even if Barrack and Joe are incapacitated and can’t assume office, congress has a choice to pass emergency legislation to keep Bush as President temporarily, or place the person next in line which would be the head of House of Representatives. In any event, a person will be placed in the position of President, unless a catastrophic event would destroy most, if not all, of the governmental figures that we presently have in Washington, thus, putting a stop to any (Federal) governmental function over this country.

Weinland does claim to have his Two Witness powers, so what better way to prove that he is indeed who he claims to be. Ron can you make this happen? Oh, I forgot, can your God make this happen? That’s right your God makes things occur according to his will, not yours, but the God that you serve has on numerous occasions left you in the room with the light off. Even if this one prediction about the President not being able to assume office comes true, I will still have difficulty believing that such an event would have occurred from your God who you reference as the God of Abraham. Your God has made a fool of you, and has made you look like an ass. Ron, you claim to base all of your writings (including your two books) from the texts of bible, which you claim to be the inspired and the absolute word of the God of Abraham. So, whatever is written in the bible is absolute, and I believe that you by your own admission have already agreed. In Deuteronomy 18:19-22, you are absolutely refuted as a prophet of God. Ron, you are false, because of that which you have proclaimed has not occurred. And, it has not occurred in the manner in which you stated in your verbal and written statements. In fact, your success rate as a prophet is minimal, and may I suggest that you assume a career in the “reading of palms,” – your success rate may improve!

jack635 said...

Mike, I am sorry to find out that you have been marked for death, speedily this time. I am not on the list because I have never mocked him.
Now just in case you accidentaly find yourself in a room with Ronald Weinland BEFORE you speedily die, here is a link where you can buy a fire blanket to protect the innocents around you when you burst into flames. They come with a shoulder strap and are very fashionable.


Mike (EkimKS) said...

Jack, you and I are both in the same boat. I don't think that ILFPRW is going to believe that you haven't mocked him.

Feeling anything yet?

jack635 said...

Yikes! Is that why I have this slight cough? I thought it was from visiting my two little nephews that could technically be called "festering cesspools of daycare bacteria".

Mike (EkimKS) said...

No cough here, but I had a sneezing fit earlier in the day. But I get those occasionally.

Looks like "speedily" isn't here yet.

Anonymous said...

In Weinland's last sermon; he does not acknowledge that he has received his powers as one of the 2 Witnesses. Towards the end of his sermon he remarks that being in the last 1260 days and one of the 2 Witnesses is unbelievable. The way he phrases the term, "unbelievable" may give some the impression that he did indeed receive his special powers and those “powers” are unbelievable. Earlier in the sermon, he stated that he is waiting like everyone else to see if he is true or not. This is a big game to him.

Robert said...

To be politically correct. Their are three celebrations co-existing this year, Xmas, Solstice and Chanukah.

Mike (EkimKS) said...

I wasn't trying to be politically correct. But since you were, you've left out Kwanzaa.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget Festivus!

Mike (EkimKS) said...

Shhhh. You'll stir up Bill O' Reilly

Anonymous said...


Know that your work on this site is appreciated by many!

Weinland Watch said...

"In Weinland's last sermon; he does not acknowledge that he has received his powers as one of the 2 Witnesses."

He doesn't need to do that, he already did that, on April 19, 2008, during Timeline One.

Yes, that's right: It's the end of the world, again and again.

Dill Weed said...

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Dill Weed

Mike (EkimKS) said...

To Anon 10:46
"Know that your work on this site is appreciated by many!"
Thanks for the kind words. I feel my efforts worthwhile from a few with whom I've had more direct contact. And it's good to know that there are others I may have helped as well.