All the Sevens, Ron Weinland's Timeline Vs Revelation's Sequence

I'm not an eschatologist, and am not motivated to do an in depth study of the book of Revelation. I must have managed to zone out during the WCG sermons I was required to attend before I came of age and didn't have to endure them any longer, because I didn't remember all the various "Sevens".

I took a quick read through Revelation. I've outlined it below in the sequence that it's presented, and without explanation of the symbology. An outline is useful because of all the "sevens" to track and sevens of one thing are nested within sevens of another thing with up to two levels of nesting. Here goes:

1^st Seal, White Horse

2^nd Seal, Red Horse incites wars

3^rd Seal, Black Horse

4^th Seal, Pale Horse ridden by Death, kills 1/4^th of the earth

5^th Seal, Martyrs told to wait longer for justice

6^th Seal A great earthquake, sun turns black,144,00 are sealed (Feb 2 according to Ron)

7^th Seal (March 18th according to Ron)

Silence for about ½ hour

1^st Trumpet, hail and fire mixed with blood, burns 1/3 of the earth and trees, also all the green grass (April 17th according to Ron)

2^nd Trumpet, 1/3^rd of the sea turned to blood

3^rd Trumpet, 1/3^rd of the water turned bitter

4^th Trumpet, 1/3^rd of the sun, moon, and stars turned dark

5^th Trumpet (1^st Woe) Locusts with stings like scorpions

6^th Trumpet (2^nd Woe)

4 Angels kill 1/3^rd of mankind

7 Unwritten Thunders (until Weinland)

2 Witnesses prophesy for 1260 days

2 Witnesses lie dead for 3 ½ days (according to Weinland this is part of the 1260 days)

2 Witnesses resurrected, severe earthquake (Sept 29, 2011 per Weinland)

7^th Trumpet (3^rd Woe)

Pregnant woman gives birth, hides for 1260 days (according to Weinland all 7th Trumpet events happen on one day)

Beast with 7 heads & 10 horns rules for 42 months (could be included within the 1260 days that the woman hides)

Seven Final Plagues

1^st angel with 1^st plague in 1^st vial, painful sores

2^nd angel with 2^nd plague in 2^nd vial, all sea life dies

3^rd angel with 3^rd plague in 3^rd vial, water turned to blood

4^th angel with 4^th plague in 4^th vial, sun intensifies

5^th angel with 5^th plague in 5^th vial, sun darkens

6^th angel with 6^th plague in 6^th vial, drought

7^th angel with 7^th plague in 7^th vial

Satan Bound for 1000 years, Millennium, etc, etc.

Note that by the order presented in Revelation, between the 6th and 7th trumpets after 1/3 of mankind is killed off is when the 7 undefined thunders sound and then the Two Witnesses prophesy.

Weinland on the other hand says that he became one of the Two Witnesses and Spokesman for Both when the First Trumpet sounded on April 17. (Actually he's been prophesying before that and has done more of that before April 17th than he has since.) The Seven Thunders have been moved from the 6th trumpet of 7th seal to the 6th Seal. The 1260 days of the Two Witnesses have been moved from within the 6th Trumpet to parallel the first 6 trumpets. If the Two Witnesses were to testify throughout the blowing of the seven trumpets, Revelation should have mentioned them before the trumpets, and not wait until after the 6th trumpet is described before mentioning them.

The false prophet should read Revelation 22: 18-19:
"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book." At a minimum, Weinland's definition of the Thunders that turned out to be silent were an addition to the book of Revelation.

I'm not interested in hearing a bunch of theories explaining how Revelation does not present the events in chronological sequence, and how one event in one chapter is the same event described in another chapter. The bible is the most versatile book ever written, it can be read to support any position you want.