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Friday, May 9, 2008

Laura Weinland, It's Time to Step Up to the Plate

Laura Weinland, we haven't heard from you. Hence your moniker of "Silent Witness". Nor have we heard much about you. Googling "Laura Weinland" turns up only a few web sites that mention your name. One is your husband's blog, and the authors of all the other sites are on your husband's death list for criticizing him. Moreover, your husband's blog isn't the first search result listed.

In last Saturday's sermon, your husband described how you quoted scriptures and what-if scenarios to him to bolster his confidence that he is indeed one of the two end-time witnesses, and Spokesman for both.

I'm wondering why you had to chose talking to convince him when other means are available to you that would convince not only him but even more people besides. In Revelation 11:6 (talking about the two witnesses) it says: These have power to shut heaven, so that no rain falls in the days of their prophecy; and they have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to strike the earth with all plagues, as often as they desire. And in your husband's book "2008 -- God's Final Witness" on page 89 he emphasized this: "They, too, will be able to turn the waters to blood. They will be able to close up the heavens so that it will not rain on any area they choose. They will have power to call all manner of plagues upon any part of the earth as often as they choose." And his words couch this in literal, not symbolic terms. So YOU have awesome powers. It should be truly incredible to understand that.

Laura, I'll assume that you're a nice person -- after all I haven't heard you issue a death threat against me the way your husband did -- and I'll therefore also assume that you'd be reluctant to call down a plague. But turning water into blood would be less damaging and should be effective enough for this purpose.

It's time to shed your anonymity and gain the recognition that you are entitled to as one of the two end-time witnesses. Here's what you do. Issue a press release to all the local media in Cincinnati with a prophesy. Prophesy that you'll turn all the water in the fountain in downtown Cincinnati's Fountain Square into blood. Send copies of the press release via Federal Express so they'll have to actually sign for it. After they've all had time to receive the press release (by 10 AM) but before their trash is emptied in the evening, actually turn the water in the fountain to blood. After that, make sure that each media outlet retrieves their copy of your press release from their trash so that you get credit. The most effective time would be high noon when the office workers are on their lunch break to witness it for themselves. And if you manage it right, you wouldn't have to actually speak -- the Spokesman Witness should be on hand to do that for you. After all that's his job, right? He'd have the rest of the afternoon to interview with all of the local television stations to make the evening news -- finally he'd actually have a television interview instead of just being entertainment on a talk radio show. And who knows, maybe even a national network would pick it up as well. This might even extend into coverage from ABC's "Nightline" later that night and all the network morning news shows of the following day.

Laura, you could repeat this feat in each of the cities you're planning to visit from now through Pentecost. What better way to gain and enforce recognition that you are one of God's End Time Witnesses? And your husband could cancel that silly yet expensive Google Adwords campaign that's ineffective except for attracting disaffected people with a doomer mindset. Laura, it's time to do your job and take the Two Witnesses mainstream -- bring your message to the entire world, and do it without expending a lot of money. Laura utilize your powers effectively.

And Laura, if you're not able to do this, then the next time your Spokesman Witness has a crisis of confidence, then you should urge him to repent. Urge him to throw himself on the mercy seat of god for in Revelation 22:18 it says "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book." All of your husband's Seven Silent Thunders were additions to the book of Revelation. Will you be held equally accountable even though you haven't spoken publicly? Laura, it's time to do the right thing.

16 comments:

duped no more said...

It is about time someone mentioned and wrote on Laura W. The other witness.
Good job Mike.
Nothing more to say on Ron, that is a waste, done and over.
But we don't hear about Laura and why she isn't doing the things she is suppose to from God.
Glad i found this posting.
They both need to be put to rest. Wouldn't that just hurt their ego.
She is not just following Ron in this she is more like pushing him to go further.
Well now that i have heard about both of them and they a proved wrong i can go on to better things, like the weather.

Clint said...

Even if Laura turned the fountain water into the blood, it wouldn't prove they are the end time witnesses. It says in Matt 24:24"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." It has become more and more apparent that they are false prophets. I'd just like to hear Ronald say it. We've been testing you Ron and you seem to be coming up false. Its time to make it known.

duped no more said...

I know i said i would put this to rest, but the scuttle butt is memmbers are getting so excited about the tornado's and now the fires in FL., earthquakes (not here) cyclone (not here in us), but they really think Ron is causing all this know and his predictions are coming to be and they are just going to get worse.
Have they ever heard of Global Warming, possibly that, or it is just that time of year when these things happen? No, members are saying they are stronger now than they have ever been. They are really, really believing this.

Ekimks (Mike) said...

@duped-no-more: Are you in contact either directly or at least second-hand with some of the cult members? Your nickname suggests that you were once involved. If you would like to share more of your story, feel free to post it here. I'm interested in knowing what factors attract people to Weinland, and what factors cause them to turn away.

I'm not surprised at their grasping at straws, seeing every disaster as a validation of the wRONg's prophecies. I think they have a serious emotional investment in Weinland's wackiness that prevents them from seeing the truth.

Ekimks (Mike) said...

@ Clint: Could we summarize to say that while Ron and Laura are false prophets, they are not that great at being false prophets? :-D

duped no more said...

Hey Mike,
I just wrote in another comment before this (other page) but can you imagine how thrilled they are about the earthquake today.
I can't believe the gleam they are feeling. And cocky!! Oh my, they are all in their glory.

What drew me to Ron is hearing a sermon. He sounded like he really knew his stuff, i thought this guy has to be for real. (of course he wasn't a prophet then() As a few years went by he just kept getting so mind controlling. He kept coming up with all this stuff we had to do, not to speak of, don't do this, can't to that, if we did he said don't let the door hit our behinds on the way out. i could go on and on. Then one summer a sermon really struck me weird, he ask "Brethren are you willing to give me all your money if i ask you to, you know there may be a time that God will ask you of that"
Through Ron of course.
I stayed in for a couple more years, but i had my doubts most all the time. Then it got to the point he was really doing a brainwashing, and while others were falling for it, i just had to get out.
The few who do talk to me, only one reason why they can.
They were really quiet, then when all this bad weather is happening their attitudes have really changed like night and day.
Can't believe how excited people can get over all these deaths.
I just wonder what they will say when we don't have a new president!!
I am just glad you wrote on Laura. I know i have read where some feel sorry for her. I can't tell you for a fact, DON"T!! She is just as phoney and Ron. Honest....
I am just telling you the facts, not trying to put anyone down to be hurtful. But the truth is the truth. Which Ron and Laura do not know what that word means. And the poor members what i said is the truth. And that really makes me sad that they are still gullable.
Ron makes fun of all of us, and how is that Godly. I am trying to be nice, but it is hard when you hear his crap. Oh sorry, that word was not allowed. So i will go with pooh. Oh pooh.

Ekimks (Mike) said...

I'll allow "crap". It's a succinct yet accurate description of what HWA and now Weinland have put out.

DNM, I'm glad you got out of it. And you'll have a better perspective to help the various duped-still-yets when they finally wake up.

dnm said...

So glad i am out also Mike.
SOOOOOOOO hwa wouldn't allow crap either hey? HMMMMMM sounds like Ron is following in someone elses footsteps. Would that be correct?
Funny! i wonder what other words Ron has banned. Pretty soon their won't be any words left. OHHHHHHH but it is ok for him to call us crazies names? Little hyocritical don't you think? haha

Anonymous said...

Laura doesn't need to speak out or preach like Ronald Weinland. Ronald speaks the truth through God and it wouldn't make a difference whether he spoke it or his wife.

Ekimks (Mike) said...

Laura doesn't need to speak out or preach like Ronald Weinland.

So what good is a 2nd witness? Kind of like nipples on a man, huh?

A reminder: Rev. 11:3 says "And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth." It doesn't say that one of the witnesses will occasionally prophesy while the other one watches. It says that each witness will prophesy on each and every of the 1260 days.

Ronald speaks the truth through God. Haven't heard a peep from God in all this. Nor any truth either. One failed prophecy after another.

So when are we going to see blood in Fountain Square?

Shaniqua said...

Hey ANONYMOUS..
You said "Ronald speaks the Truth THROUGH GOD"...Am I reading this correctly...Yep, That's what YOU WROTE..So have You refinanced Your house and gave all the Monies to Ron yet? Raided the Kids College Fund? Stocks cashed in? 401k?.. I really feel sad for People like You. You think that You are following God and all You are really doing is Following a MAN..Jesus said " Let NO MAN take Your Crown"...I suggest You read Ezekiel 34 THERE IS NO SHEPERD!

Shaniqua said...

Anonymous should explain How a "Man" can speak THROUGH "God"?..I always thought it was the other way around?...So, You Worship Ronald a Laura Weinland..I know I can Hear you SCREAMING "NO I DON'T"
Well, can't the same be said for all those "Christians" whom observe Easter.. You tell them what they are doing is pagan and thus observing a satanic holiday..You get the same "NO I DON'T".. Because this makes You better than them huh?

Shaniqua said...

Yo Blind ASSES really need to get the Molasses out cha Ass, and da Wax out Cha ears, and the Scales off Ya eyes! Ronald and Laura Weinland?.. I wouldn't even listen to them for entertainment purposes only!

PEACE!

Pierre lussagnet said...

Hi!
first of all GOD bless you all cos we gonna need it. I m no prophet or what ever Christian belonging to any kind of church "god is my right" and no one has to take this away from me... Now i wont criticize what you all said about Ronald and his wife (pretending or not being the elected prophets that god would sent, like JOHN discribe it in the revelation book).what I m sure about like some one said is that falls prophets will walk this earth and will have powers too, that will confuse our mind, but when I read all of this you people wrote it makes me sad to see that you are just wishpering and hating some fox instead of loving. Pray for Ron instead and ask god in the name of Jesus Christ if he and his wife are really the true prophets that we are expecting. Be united instead in prays and do not use bad words . Be good to hich others and instead of searching for the strow in the others eyes pull out the beam that is in your own eye. NOW GOD BLESS YOU ALL IN THOSE TROUBLED TIMES AND PRAY TO HIM IN VIEW TO SHOW YOU THE TRUES AND THE PATH TO FOLLOW. AMEN

Anonymous said...

Thankyou Pierre. Well said. We all need to pray for clarity and understanding, and not condemn others.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

The understanding is quite clear that Weinland is a false prophet who has duped his followers into turning over their money to him.

As far as condemnation, suggest you read Deut 18:20-22.