Laura Weinland, It's Time to Step Up to the Plate

Laura Weinland, we haven't heard from you. Hence your moniker of "Silent Witness". Nor have we heard much about you. Googling "Laura Weinland" turns up only a few web sites that mention your name. One is your husband's blog, and the authors of all the other sites are on your husband's death list for criticizing him. Moreover, your husband's blog isn't the first search result listed.

In last Saturday's sermon, your husband described how you quoted scriptures and what-if scenarios to him to bolster his confidence that he is indeed one of the two end-time witnesses, and Spokesman for both.

I'm wondering why you had to chose talking to convince him when other means are available to you that would convince not only him but even more people besides. In Revelation 11:6 (talking about the two witnesses) it says: These have power to shut heaven, so that no rain falls in the days of their prophecy; and they have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to strike the earth with all plagues, as often as they desire. And in your husband's book "2008 -- God's Final Witness" on page 89 he emphasized this: "They, too, will be able to turn the waters to blood. They will be able to close up the heavens so that it will not rain on any area they choose. They will have power to call all manner of plagues upon any part of the earth as often as they choose." And his words couch this in literal, not symbolic terms. So YOU have awesome powers. It should be truly incredible to understand that.

Laura, I'll assume that you're a nice person -- after all I haven't heard you issue a death threat against me the way your husband did -- and I'll therefore also assume that you'd be reluctant to call down a plague. But turning water into blood would be less damaging and should be effective enough for this purpose.

It's time to shed your anonymity and gain the recognition that you are entitled to as one of the two end-time witnesses. Here's what you do. Issue a press release to all the local media in Cincinnati with a prophesy. Prophesy that you'll turn all the water in the fountain in downtown Cincinnati's Fountain Square into blood. Send copies of the press release via Federal Express so they'll have to actually sign for it. After they've all had time to receive the press release (by 10 AM) but before their trash is emptied in the evening, actually turn the water in the fountain to blood. After that, make sure that each media outlet retrieves their copy of your press release from their trash so that you get credit. The most effective time would be high noon when the office workers are on their lunch break to witness it for themselves. And if you manage it right, you wouldn't have to actually speak -- the Spokesman Witness should be on hand to do that for you. After all that's his job, right? He'd have the rest of the afternoon to interview with all of the local television stations to make the evening news -- finally he'd actually have a television interview instead of just being entertainment on a talk radio show. And who knows, maybe even a national network would pick it up as well. This might even extend into coverage from ABC's "Nightline" later that night and all the network morning news shows of the following day.

Laura, you could repeat this feat in each of the cities you're planning to visit from now through Pentecost. What better way to gain and enforce recognition that you are one of God's End Time Witnesses? And your husband could cancel that silly yet expensive Google Adwords campaign that's ineffective except for attracting disaffected people with a doomer mindset. Laura, it's time to do your job and take the Two Witnesses mainstream -- bring your message to the entire world, and do it without expending a lot of money. Laura utilize your powers effectively.

And Laura, if you're not able to do this, then the next time your Spokesman Witness has a crisis of confidence, then you should urge him to repent. Urge him to throw himself on the mercy seat of god for in Revelation 22:18 it says "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book." All of your husband's Seven Silent Thunders were additions to the book of Revelation. Will you be held equally accountable even though you haven't spoken publicly? Laura, it's time to do the right thing.