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This Blogspot remains as an archive covering the period of April, 2008 through early July, 2009.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

2009 God's False Witness

2008 God's Final Witness With 2008 and the beginnings of not one but two Great Tribulations behind us, here are my predictions for 2009.

On January 20, Barack Obama will be inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America, ignoring Weinland's prophecy that no one would take office.

The pope will wave his arms over the crowd on Easter, but otherwise will not do anything to organize 10 European nations to take over the US.

Somewhere in the world sometime during the year will be a major weather event, an earthquake, or even a swarm of earthquakes and Ronnie will point to that as more thundering. A couple of celebrities will die and that will be evidence of the Fifth Thunder. And should one of the Five Notable Scattered Ministers die, well then look out. The global economic situation will get worse before it gets better. Ronnie will keep hammering away at the Fourth Thunder until it does.

And it will get a whole lot worse for Weinland's followers who listened to him and broke their pitchers to finance a Google Ad campaign on keywords such as "Nostradamus". Some may share something else with Ronnie when they're persecuted by the IRS as the result of believing Weinland's prediction that the IRS would not be able to collect 2008 taxes and then performing taxable events without setting aside funds to pay their taxes on April 15.

The Insane Liar will manage to hang onto most of his followers who will give him at least a year for the Second Trumpet to Sound as they forget that Weinland's book was supposed to be divinely inspired. The only thing that would prevent that would be Weinland taken out of the picture, such as being arrested by the IRS CID and convicted for violations of the tax code. If that happens, I doubt that Laura, Johnny, and Wayne could hold it together.

As far as the 7 trumpets, no need to worry about them anymore as I heard them go off this evening -- at least 7 of them anyway. Here's a picture of them and a message.
And it's now 11 days since the Spokesman Witness placed a death curse on me (for the second time). Nothing yet.


Anonymous said...

Weinland is like the contractor you hire to fix your deck. He talks a good talk, and makes all these promises. But, when it comes to actually completing the work, he has all kind of excuses. They all sound plausible, so you don't dump him right away. However, you start getting the feeling that you are being taken. You want to trust him, because he has your money. In the end, you give up because you realize he was just conning you. You now need to find a different contractor.
Who wants to find a different contractor? It's easier to believe the lie than it is to admit your were wrong and take the steps necessary to quit the person.

xHWA said...

Well said, Anon.

And where would one go to find a new contractor? From the same company that produced the last one? I hope not!

jack635 said...

"should one of the Five Notable Scattered Ministers die, well then look out"

Any of these ministers who are over 70 years of age, have a 50/50 chance of dropping dead this year. That is common sense, not prophetic powers.

As for the re-curse pronounced on you by ILFPRW, just use the same cure you used last time. Common sense.

Anonymous said...

If Weinland's followers were truly followers of God, they would stand up and make Weinland accountable for his words this past year. Stand Up! Stand Up! Don't listen to another lie this man says. Has he not made a mockery of God through his vain attempt to prophecy in His name?
Are you so easily gullible into believing in his blatant false prophecies?

son-of-a-follower said...

Thunders and trumpets and seals, OH MY!

JP said...

So the first Thunder was supposed to be (and correct me please if I am wrong) multiple nukes going off in the usa's port cities.

So now not only the time line has changed for this to happen, but that must mean the event itself. If indeed we are in the 4th and the 1st was revised to go in December, that means the actual event of the 1st Trumpet must have changed as well, Right? How can nukes going off be "minimal" and slight thunderings?

Or did I miss something?

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

All of the Sevens of this and the Sevens of that can be confusing.

The 7 Thunders were to be intensifying during the Sixth Seal and on beyond the opening of the Seventh Seal. And after the the Seventh Seal opened on Nov 14 and beginning on Dec 14, the 7 Trumpets were to sound.

The 1st Trumpet is the death of 1/3 of the trees and associated grass. The 2nd Trumpet is "nukular" detonations in US port cities, which now may be up to a year.

Now that I've set you straight as to what Weinland's prophesies, let me say that it's all BS. And Ronnie's BS differs from the book of Revelation. Which is also BS.

See my earlier blog post back on May 21 entitled "All the Sevens"

rj said...

I believe Ron and Laura Weinland are the two end-time witnesses and the tribulation has begun on dec 14. I think most people expected it to begin with a big bang, I most deffenently did not. If something huge happened on dec 14 and if all of those ministers [ Meredith, Ames Rittenbach, Pack, and Flurry]would have all died by now, a lot more then 10% of a third of the scattered church would of reconized the Weinlands were the witnesses and the remnant would be a lot larger, but this way most have written him off as a false prophet. Also most believe that Jesus Christ will return on Trumpets, so I think something big will happen in the spring of 2009 or in 2010 so it will appear the tribulation will end on trumpets This is a blessing because it shortens the severeness of the 3&1/2 year tribulation. Also the fact that this site exists as well as others is an encouragement to me, because in order for scripture to be fulfilled there has to be mockers and scoffers, and who better for satan to use then highly intellegent, disgrunted ex-members

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

rj, thanks for commenting. Please see my response here.

Anonymous said...

I think he CAN perform miracles en proofed so. He and his wife live in a nice house, travel around the world, go on cruises and so on, all that willigly paid by people around the world! If that's not a miracle!!! I've tried and failed many, many times. But then again, I'm not a prophet and I can't obviously perform miracles. Maybe he would make a good President???

Godsent23 said...

Wow.. How else to respond to that?
I find this very interesting.
I don't even know how to reply.
I will say that I do find it more interesting to the fact that many people on my mothers side of the family attend the Church of God International and were earlier affiliated with Worldwide..

I have been skeptical about its entirety. I still am.

Anonymous said...

First off concerning any end time prophets so-called these days it appears to be big business. Daniel was told plainly the generation living in the time of the end would understand the scriptures concerning those events the Hal Lindseys and Grant Jeffries of the world are constantly promoting new books???? as far as Weinland the two end time witnesses described in Rev 11 are probably going to be the two men whom havent tasted death yet that is to say Enoch and Elijah

Anonymous said...

People people people!! The man is obviously a liar. I wanted to believe him I really did. I read the book then was like wait. this stuff is not happening. It's like these people who are still believers are the same people still sitting at the restaurant 2 hours after their date didn't show. I believe the end is near or even here, but this guy needs to give up and confess. before something bad happens. Anyone remember David Koresh?? Or maybe good ole Charlie?

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Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Jeshuran said:
I am going to direct you to a site if this site allows it. My name Jeshurun is God given. If you are not familiar with it look the definition up. God willing you will hear my words.Jeshuran, if you had bothered to read the comment policy, you would have known whether this site permitted it. The comment policy was right above the box in which you typed your nonsense.

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Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Give it up, Jeshurun. I don't allow preaching here.

Anonymous said...

OK Mike I will not carry on to you, but I will tell you once again that today marks the 1 year mark until the abomination of desolation is set up. Please keep this date in your mind. The date I give you is true and faithful.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mike I kept my promise to you, but with tomorrow being the date to the set up of the abomination of desolation I thought I had better come on and post a friendly reminder. With that said, on July 11 2011 blessing will be received. The beast spoken of in the book of Revelation will arise out of Iran. I know that you are not going to believe me, but all that I am telling to you is true and faithful. Mike read the story. Time is running out. Go to www.the4gospels.net...go to top...board index...clik this...scroll down to...Sensitive Discussions....clik this...scroll down to the very first forum...The Appointed Time..when you click this it will ask for a password...scroll to the very end where it ask only for this password and nothing else....use this...appointed....click on the title and read the story...The Story is from God it is true and faithful and is holy.
Mike stop holding such aggression in your heart. I can feel that you worry for others and that is a great thing, but we are to love one another and I think you have not such a hard time doing that. Okay this is the last you will hear from me. I ask you Mike...read the story...time is now of the essence...and do your readers a favor...give them the link also...love you

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Two months later, tell us: what is the abomination of desolation? What blessing was received on July 11?

Anonymous said...

Hi Mike
I am sorry that it took me so long to respond. i have been away for two weeks. The abomination of desolation has not been expounded to me. I can tell you what I believe, but it will be only my thoughts and not from the mouth of God. I believe this desolation to be world desolation. I know many believe that the temple must be rebuilt and then the antichrist to go into it and mock God and even claim to be highter then God, but I tell you this. I believe it goes deeper then this. God is a mystery and until the end he will not reveal himself. This would be to open. Blessing I can not tell you neither God's words or my thoughts because I have not been told this at all. This will be revealed when the time is right and the time is according to God's watch and not ours. Mike I pray you are looking around you. You once had the Lord in you. The time has come to place him back in your heart. Tribulation has begun and will only grow worse. I have given up everything for the Lord. I am living in Switzerland now. The Lord has instructed me to rest and stand in my lot until the end of days. I love you..God loves you more..walk in Christ..I am one of two end of days witnesses. I have not ordained myself. God has ordained me. Jesus is at the doors