Weinland's Flexible God

False Prophet Ronald Weinland was in Los Angeles yesterday. He made note of a 5.0 earthquake that happened during his visit as being "little" and "small" and only shaking the light fixture. [A point of reference for those evaluating Weinland's Second Thunder.] He spent several minutes discussing the 2-day fast he has called for the 31st. People with health problem and children are not to fast on the second day. It wouldn't do for someone to die during the fast because the Spokesman Witness already has one legal problem (the IRS investigation) and it would be difficult to do his job with a law suit on top of that.

Weinland still hasn't explained why he is changing his instructions for handling of the second tithe. The FAQ Topics on the COG-PKG website are to be edited. They currently state:
Due to the times we live in, there will not be an organized Feast of Tabernacles in 2009. A person should send in 75% of their 2nd tithe with their 1st tithes to the church and hold back 25%.
The same announcement was made in 2007 regarding the 2008 Feast of Tabernacles, but yet his members assembled in October. I have a feeling that history will repeat.

Weinland went back through some of the same material as last week adding a few points. The Sixth Trumpet when the beast power battles the Asiatic hordes at Megiddo may be only a week before Christ's return. With "nukular" weapons the battle can be brief. A period of a year and a month and a day has to be fit somehow into the 3 1/2 year Great Tribulation. He rhetorically asked how long it could be until the Fifth Trumpet blows: A year? Two years? Last week it was 18 months, so the delay is getting progressively longer.

I wonder if he'll edit his "the-end.com" website which now says:
Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the coming year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history. A few days ago it said "next six months" instead of "coming year". Jeremy's going to be kept busy updating the website.

Now it seems not that the 2500-3000 scattered members from WCG will not be brought to repentance and into COG-PKG until the Fifth Trumpet blows. Despite this delay in added members, Weinland added yet another elder to his church government, a Tom Burnside of San Jose.

Weinland learned from the failures in his first timeline and has set up the second timeline to be more durable. He did not sabotage it by participating in any radio interviews where he could be badgered into specific prophecies for certain dates for certain events. (Nor would he be brought to task by the radio hosts for breaking his repeated promises to stop preaching and return to the radio shows to acknowledge that he's a false prophet.)

Now he says that some of God's prophecies are flexible, such as it being possible to save a tithe of each third, and not just a tithe of only one of the thirds. The members are to pray for that, and that the thunders be spaced out to allow more people the opportunity to come to repentance. Look for yet more of God's prophecies to be flexible.

It's now only 9 days until the failure of yet another prophecy when the inauguration happens a week from Tuesday. And it's now 3 weeks since Witness Weinland cursed me to speedily die from the inside.