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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Weinland's Missing 3 and 1/2 Days

False Prophet Ronald Weinland stated that he restarted his job as the Spokesman of the Two End-Time Witnesses of Revelation 11 on December 14, which is 1260 days before Pentecost of 2012 when Christ is to return. As I mentioned last week, supposedly Ron and Laura definitely knew when they became Witnesses, both times.

According to Ron, he and his wife the Silent Witness will be killed 3 1/2 days before Christ's return, but their dead bodies lying in the streets of Jerusalem will continue the testimony, which means that their jobs did not begin 1263 1/2 days before Christ's return, but rather 1260 days before Christ's return. For the sake of this discussion we'll accept that it's possible to testify after your death by having your body on public display.

Let's see what his book "2008 God's Final Witness" has to say about this. On page 22 is the following:

So this verse clearly shows that these two anointed ones of God have a specific time to do the primary thrust of their work. They know the exact day that Jesus Christ will return because they know their final work will last exactly 1,260 days. It is exactly at this point that they will be killed:

And when they [the two witnesses] shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascends out of the bottomless pit [Satan through his influence on men] shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified [in Jerusalem]. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three and one-half days [via television], and their dead bodies shall not be allowed to be put in graves. (Revelation 11:7-9)

These two prophets of God will complete the work that God has given them to do, then they will be killed in the streets of Jerusalem.

Let's review. According to Weinland, he testifies for 1256 1/2 days while alive and 3 1/2 days while dead. But according to both his book and the Bible, he testifies 1260 days while alive, finishes his testimony, and after that is dead for 3 1/2 days. Whether or it it's possible to testify while dead is not at all at issue.

So Ron, which one is correct? And while you're at it, define "speedily". It's now the 9th week since you laid your curse on me that I was to die speedily from the inside.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh come on now, you are using logic and reason. Don't you know you should accept Ron Weinland as prophet because he says he is, not whether his prophecies are true or not? If Ron's convinced he's a prophet that's all the proof anyone should need.
By the way, I am a 5'8" blonde swimsuit model with blue eyes and a 165 I.Q. It's true and you need to believe me because, well, I am what I say I am and that's all the proof you should need.

Dill Weed said...

Logic and reason, Weinland's two worst enemies.

We maybe in for some Weinland mathematics, not to mention that whole 19 weeks thing that seems to be coming. (Ugh)

I can just imagine how confused and convoluted Ron's explanation will be. He'll probably have to raise his voice (sigh) to be understood. (snicker, snicker) Mmmm snickers.

Well, now you've gone and done it Mike. : P

Dill Weed

Anonymous said...

Well, you know that Ron believes that he has the authority to bind or loosen ANYTHING, including the usage of second tithe, the keeping of the Feast of Tabernacles, even whether or not some things should even be IN the Bible, so I'm sure he thinks he can "bind or loosen" whether or not the 2 Witnesses testify while they're dead or not. (Does this remind anyone of another "Man of Sin?")

Over 3 years ago now, Ron started admitting that God wasn't giving him anything, but he still had the books. Eventually, he decided (all on his own) that God gave him a brain, so he guessed that he was just supposed to figure things out by himself, never wondering why God may have cut him off in the first place. Could it be the way he has been treating people throughout his abusive career? His unrepentant attitude? His arrogance? His desire to kill people he hates?

Ron used to tell people it's sin to speculate, so he's doing a lot of sinning by his own definition. And God certainly didn't tell him to cut out the backside of his pants and walk around with his naked backside showing! That's all his own idea!

jack635 said...

I think the Silent Witness has broken her silence. I heard cackling laughter in the background after Ron mentioned the shenanigans of the financial advisors today.

MikeA said...

I am amazed that there are people intently listening to what Ron has to say each week, writing notes, taking it all in with a contentment as if they have heard God's words.
I marvel at that, truly.
At the same time though it really is sick, sick, sick.
Amazing!